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Song Parodies -> "PAR"
Original Song Title:
"Cars"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gary Numan
Parody Song Title:
"PAR"
Parody Written by:
Scathe
The Lyrics
I don't really play golf, but I hear it's a stress-breeding sport.
Here on the course
I'm as bad as can be
I will look like a fool
Because everyday I
miss PAR
Here at this hole
I'm 22 feet away
It goes into the trees
And I know that I'll never
hit PAR
Here in the lake
You can reach in and find
A whole bunch of golf balls
They're ones I tried to use to
make PAR
Here in a car
I have cuffs on my hand
'Cause I made a scene
And fought with a guy who
hit PAR
(assorted cursing)
I'm as bad as can be
I will look like a fool
Because everyday I
miss PAR
Here at this hole
I'm 22 feet away
It goes into the trees
And I know that I'll never
hit PAR
Here in the lake
You can reach in and find
A whole bunch of golf balls
They're ones I tried to use to
make PAR
Here in a car
I have cuffs on my hand
'Cause I made a scene
And fought with a guy who
hit PAR
(assorted cursing)
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A good idea that could have used a little more tweaking to be a hole-in-one.
Reasonable pacing and humorous, but well written and enjoyable 445
I think you're significantly over par for this parody.
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