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Song Parodies -> "Church in Easter Day"

Original Song Title:

"Hearts in Retrograde"

Original Performer:

Gary Clark Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Church in Easter Day"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about how do you want to to go to the church for Easter.
Uh, I'll give you something you can cry about
Those eggs fall like rain
I give you something you care much about
You wouldn't know your place
I give you something you can love about

Somebody better come quick, sit me down and shut me up
Before it's just too late

I'm telling you, everybody
I'm telling you
They have gone to the ten commandments
Keep waiting but it still don't change
We know that it's not too late
Keep thinking but it just won't break
My church's still in Easter day

I keep doing what I wanna do
Like the rabbits around
Fell out of fashion with rabbits today
Who am I to judge, what am I to say?
I hate to break it but it's over now

Somebody better come quick, looking for the Jesus
Before it's just too late

I'm telling you, everybody
I'm telling you
They wanted it to be the ten commandments
Keep waiting but it still don't change
We know that it's not too late
Keep thinking but it just won't break
My church's still in Easter day

So keep doing as you darn well please
You have been invited to commandments
Won't take too much, don't break it
Won't say too much, don't waste it
Ask not, but you got got, huh
You got hot but the rabbits should've dropped
Keep your eyes shut 'til we feel no pain

I'm telling you, everybody
I'm telling you
They built the easter eggs for them in minds
Keep waiting but it still don't change
We know that it's not too late
Keep thinking but it just won't break
My church's still in Easter day

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