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Song Parodies -> "I Enjoy Being A Grill"

Original Song Title:

"I Enjoy Being A Girl"

Original Performer:

From Rodgers and Hammersteins 'Flower Drum Song:

Parody Song Title:

"I Enjoy Being A Grill"

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The Lyrics

I'm a grill, underneath, I'm really grate
And so proud ' cause I'm clean, not slopped with gravy
By the walk, here I sit next to the gate
When I'm lit, you can see my heat rays, wavy

I adore being used for something grilly
When the gang plans a cookout at our place
Here I go, sloppy joes, cobbed corn, and chili
Mac and Milly, did you bring the bouillabaisse?

When I have a brand new sparkle
Freshly scrubbed with a pad of brill
Fully filled with some good hard charcoal,
I Enjoy Being A Grill...

When they say I'm hot and ready,
It's my job, anxious mouths to fill
I can please any John or Eddy
I Enjoy Being A Grill...

I flip when they squirt the starter fluid
I'd drool, but must keep my charm and grace
I flame, making embers of their new wood
Lots of room for some sausage in my space..

'Round my hood, things are hot as toast is,
Over slots where the hot coals be
At the home of the host and hostess,
I enjoy feeling those tongs,
And Being A

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alvin rhodes - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
refreshingly goofy...5s
John Barry - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Grate parody.
Rick C - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done! 555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but "bouillabaisse"? To pour out the fire in case of an overheated emergency? :-)
Meriadoc - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Is there some interesting double entendre going on just beneath the surface here...? But, feeling Tong? :-O Surely not! ;-D
2Eagle - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Delicious. Don't forget the s'mores.
AFW - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all for votes and comments....Oh, and 2Eagle....I don't know if you caught yesterday's submits, or not....I done one to "Honey" per your suggestion...
Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
You're a strange man, Mr Farcewon....;-) 555
AFW - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment forgot to give me Air, there, for vote and comment..tells me, you may have input from one of my ex-wives

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