Song Parodies -> That Nightmare Called Fox News
| Original Song Title: | "The Night of My Nights" |
| Original Performer: | from "Kismet" |
| Parody Song Title: | "That Nightmare Called Fox News" |
| Parody Written by: | Iludium Phosdex |
Inspired, no doubt, by the Brave New Films series of video exposes known collectively as "Fox Attacks"--not to mention the recent revelations where Fox News may be bordering on soft porn from time to time.
Turn on the remote or a cable modem,
Tune into inapproriate fashion, passion,
Prolefeed of disgust and unwholesome desiring--
That nightmare called Fox News!
Half-truths and lies and hysterical excesses,
All bankrolled by an element
Weird and unwholesome, and the lady newsreaders
Are almost like Page Three models....
Might I suggest that you turn off Fox News and
Rely instead on the blogosphere, schmlogosphere;
You'd be better off avoiding that nightmare--
That nightmare called Fox News!
That nightmare called Fox News!!
(repeat)
Tune into inapproriate fashion, passion,
Prolefeed of disgust and unwholesome desiring--
That nightmare called Fox News!
Half-truths and lies and hysterical excesses,
All bankrolled by an element
Weird and unwholesome, and the lady newsreaders
Are almost like Page Three models....
Might I suggest that you turn off Fox News and
Rely instead on the blogosphere, schmlogosphere;
You'd be better off avoiding that nightmare--
That nightmare called Fox News!
That nightmare called Fox News!!
(repeat)
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