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Song Parodies -> "Seventy Sexed Bare Bones"
Original Song Title:
"Seventy Six Trombones"
Original Performer:
From B'way show, "The Music Man"
Parody Song Title:
"Seventy Sexed Bare Bones"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Seventy sexed bare bones
Flaunt a porn parade
Seventy sexed bare bones
Span the street..
All are following gems of fems
Showing off skin instead of hems,
Male eyes..all widen from the treat..
Seventy sexed bare bones
Swing in unison..
To the clamor of drums
And cymbal's that shine..
Organs sprouting like rain fed weeds
Showing off their needs,
Horny guys of every size and kind..
There are droopy bottomed skinny "He's"
With pimpled moons
Stumbling, bumbling Sousa's march forte
Tiny twits, and hefty "She's" with big bazooms
Each bazoom..
Seventy pounds, must weigh..
Like some human herd of cannons,
Pinked artillery
Willowing, billowing,
Proud as Caesar's corps
Hairy sets of every size,
Huge trophies that amaze the eyes,
And one monster never seen before..
(Musical break)
Seventy sexed bare bones
Cause the crowd to point,
While the neighborhood dogs,
Quick sniff, and scamp away
It's a vision of arch, harch, starch.
At this San Francisco march,
As the nudes and gays all have their day..
As the nudes and gays all have their day..
Flaunt a porn parade
Seventy sexed bare bones
Span the street..
All are following gems of fems
Showing off skin instead of hems,
Male eyes..all widen from the treat..
Seventy sexed bare bones
Swing in unison..
To the clamor of drums
And cymbal's that shine..
Organs sprouting like rain fed weeds
Showing off their needs,
Horny guys of every size and kind..
There are droopy bottomed skinny "He's"
With pimpled moons
Stumbling, bumbling Sousa's march forte
Tiny twits, and hefty "She's" with big bazooms
Each bazoom..
Seventy pounds, must weigh..
Like some human herd of cannons,
Pinked artillery
Willowing, billowing,
Proud as Caesar's corps
Hairy sets of every size,
Huge trophies that amaze the eyes,
And one monster never seen before..
(Musical break)
Seventy sexed bare bones
Cause the crowd to point,
While the neighborhood dogs,
Quick sniff, and scamp away
It's a vision of arch, harch, starch.
At this San Francisco march,
As the nudes and gays all have their day..
As the nudes and gays all have their day..
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A bazooming good parody. LOL at "Organs sprouting like rain fed weeds" 555 organ-ized marchers
555 for your "76" spoof.
I'll ask Guy & Turtle to hack the system so we can all vote 7.6's!
A man's "bone" is his hassle! Uplifting! ;D
Muuuuuch better than the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!!!
555 horns for the bare bones...
That's Zaneeta parody, AFW! Eat, drink, and be Mari-an. :D
ROFL @ TJC and OMR!
ROFL @ TJC and OMR!
You sure had plenty of "bones" to pick with this parody! Loved how you added sexual hilarity to this show tune spoof! 5's!
Meredith Wilson is spinning in his grave.. but the rest of us are laughing to ours! Great descriptions, similes, and metawhores -- and thanks for the nod! (monster hehe:-) ... That's quite a trom-boner you have there, Mr. AFW. Must be a good 555 mm.
OMG, what initials! (No, Turtocrates, no!)... thanks for mentioning Tommy's gf, although, between you and me, he's been tempted to dump her in favor of a hottie in the string section. (Marching band, schmarching band -- If I say it has a string section, it has one, got it?)
(Yes, Turtocrates, Yes!)... hahahaha
"If I say it has a string section, it has one, got it?"... You would know, Mr. Barbiewood! ;)
"If I say it has a string section, it has one, got it?"... You would know, Mr. Barbiewood! ;)
Thanks all, for votes and all punny and clever comments
"(Yes, Turtocrates, Yes!)". :D :D :D (of course the innocuous suggestion, .org, "came" to mind, but ...
""If I say it has a string section, it has one, got it?"... You would know, Mr. Barbiewood! ;"
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! -- so multi-lay-her-ed ... and assume that aside from the little comment @ barbie, that you've seen the overt statement to that effect,
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba130.shtml
(tt's #1 beakboard chart hit)
AFW: Pardon us for temporarily hijacking your page, but hey, it increases your page hit count ... like ya really need it, you must have what, 30 million already? .... Cheers, TT
""If I say it has a string section, it has one, got it?"... You would know, Mr. Barbiewood! ;"
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! -- so multi-lay-her-ed ... and assume that aside from the little comment @ barbie, that you've seen the overt statement to that effect,
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba130.shtml
(tt's #1 beakboard chart hit)
AFW: Pardon us for temporarily hijacking your page, but hey, it increases your page hit count ... like ya really need it, you must have what, 30 million already? .... Cheers, TT
Do the math.
Yes; however, TT brings out the best in me. - FG
Come, come, now, my dear!
It's twue, it's twue!!
I see you've been very busy, Sir L'Air de Farce, ~the Lord SatyrMayor~ . . . . a real CookieMonster on the lookout !
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