Song Parodies -> Let Me Bite And Drain You
| Original Song Title: | "Let Me Entertain You" |
| Original Performer: | From Broadway Show, 'Gypsy' |
| Parody Song Title: | "Let Me Bite And Drain You" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Let Me Bite And Drain You,
Please let me gnash and gloat
I'm a vamp with high techs
This week I'm sort a' shy necks
You do have a lovely throat..
And if you squeal good
I'll suck you real good
I need your plasma to live
Just Let Me Bite And Drain You
Yes, Mam
Pretend it's a blood drive, give!
This is a blood drive, give!
Let Me Bite And Drain You,
Let me fang your smile
Your arteries are red ripe
I'm sure you are my blood type
Smells like you bathe with Dial..
Relax and squeal good
I'll suck you real good
I bat that you'll love my bite
Just Let Me Bite And Drain You,
I'll be gone before daylight
Yes Mam
Be gone before daylight.
Please let me gnash and gloat
I'm a vamp with high techs
This week I'm sort a' shy necks
You do have a lovely throat..
And if you squeal good
I'll suck you real good
I need your plasma to live
Just Let Me Bite And Drain You
Yes, Mam
Pretend it's a blood drive, give!
This is a blood drive, give!
Let Me Bite And Drain You,
Let me fang your smile
Your arteries are red ripe
I'm sure you are my blood type
Smells like you bathe with Dial..
Relax and squeal good
I'll suck you real good
I bat that you'll love my bite
Just Let Me Bite And Drain You,
I'll be gone before daylight
Yes Mam
Be gone before daylight.
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especially liked the "blood type " line
This parody sucks fives.
Biting-vampire biting satire.
Thanks, alvin, Johnny D, and John
I thought vampires were allergic to Dial! Not this one, though. Crimson 5s.
DKTOS, but the title sub was good enough to have a look, and it reads perfectly. I like vampire parodies, they do have a certain "bite" :-)
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