-> "Morientes And Raul"
Original Song Title:
"Two Mighty Men At Arms"
Parody Song Title:
"Morientes And Raul"
The Lyrics
MORIENTES: We're very famous Spanish players
RAUL: With very famous Spanish names
MORIENTES: Real go into debt to pay us
RAUL: But in return we win them games
MORIENTES: We're the ideal striking partners
RAUL: Young forwards study us in school
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: And always win
RAUL: And always win
BOTH: Because we both just keep our cool
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: And always win
RAUL: And always win
BOTH: We're Morientes and Raul!
RAUL: Fernando's strike rate is quite frightening
MORIENTES: Gonzalez' feet just seem to glide
RAUL: They say we move as fast as lightning
MORIENTES: As long as we're not caught offside
RAUL: We've won three European titles
MORIENTES: We're the Primera Liga's jewel
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: And always win
MORIENTES: And always win
BOTH: We make a goalie look a fool
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: And always win
MORIENTES: And always win
BOTH: We're Morientes and Raul
MORIENTES: We are Spain's mightiest protectors
RAUL: Against her old Italian foes
MORIENTES: Against her Maldinis and Nestas
RAUL: We should be charmed to come to blows
MORIENTES: Should they start pressing us, we'll show 'em
RAUL: What great defenders Spain can be
MORIENTES: But if they don't
RAUL: But if they don't
MORIENTES: We hope they won't
RAUL: We hope they won't
BOTH: We'll play them off the park with glee
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: And always win
RAUL: And always win
BOTH: Morientes and Raul are we!
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