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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Daze of Rehab"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Frederic Austin

Parody Song Title:

"The Twelve Daze of Rehab"

Parody Written by:

Lorelei aka BorderlineNOS

The Lyrics

On the first day of rehab
My counselor gave to me
The Big Book of A. A.

On the second day of rehab
The doctor put me on
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

On the third day of rehab
My landlord asked of me
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

On the fourth day of rehab
My sub-conscious gave to me
Four using dreams
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

On the fifth day of rehab
My lover accused me of
Five stolen rings
Four using dreams
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A.A.

On the sixth day of rehab
My lawyer sent to me
Six bills for paying
Five stolen rings
Four using dreams
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

On the seventh day of rehab
My detox gave to me
Seven kinds of seizures
Six bills for paying
Five stolen rings
Four using dreams
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

On the eighth day of rehab
My paranoia gave to me
Eight hallucinations
Seven kinds of seizures
Six bills for paying
Five stolen rings
Four using dreams
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

On the ninth day of rehab
My feelings gave to me
Nine hours of weeping
Eight hallucinations
Seven kinds of seizures
Six bills for paying
Five stolen rings
Four using dreams
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

On the tenth day of rehab
My therapist said she saw
Ten major issues
Nine hours of weeping
Eight hallucinations
Seven kinds of seizures
Six bills for paying
Five stolen rings
Four using dreams
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

On the eleventh day of rehab
My group identified
Eleven glaring defects
Ten major issues
Nine hours of weeping
Eight hallucinations
Seven kinds of seizures
Six bills for paying
Five stolen rings
Four using dreams
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

On the twelfth day of rehab
My insurance covered for
Twelve days of treatment
Eleven glaring defects
Ten major issues
Nine hours of weeping
Eight hallucinations
Seven kinds of seizures
Six bills for paying
Five stolen rings
Four using dreams
Three months rent
Two heavy meds
And the Big Book of A. A.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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 5   6
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alvin - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
funny twist on an old classic....this will be in my mind all day
John Barry - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
12 + 3.
MadameREhab - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This is zany & delightful, just what reHab most likely would be!
Andria - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree wholeheartedly with Alvin, I voted 5's straight across, and I believe that rehab is not as glamorous as the "reality" shows on MTV and other channels make it look.
Stan Hall - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
15 total votes for
...
12 funny verses BR> ...
wri10 by lor-
e-e-lai
:-)
AFW - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
The humor and originality of theme overrides the fact that you may be one syllable short in pacing the A A line...If I counted right..the original line, "A partridge in a pear tree" has seven, and eight when you add, "And"..regardless, very well done
Agrimorfee - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
555, what AFW said. It's VERY hard to do a good parody of this (I haven't even tried yet, and maybe I should--but probably not this year)
Lorelei - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you all very much for your comments. I am honored.

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