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Song Parodies -> "In Heaven They Have Slow Deer"

Original Song Title:

"In Heaven There Is No Beer"

Original Performer:

Frank Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"In Heaven They Have Slow Deer"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In heaven they have slow deer, (slow deer)
Poor shots can get one here
Wear targets and come real near
In heaven each hunter bags a deer

In heaven, there are no cops, (no cops)
At stop signs..nobody stops
But no crashes, and no bad flops
Each transparent spirit - it just hops..

In heaven there is no time, (no time)
No alarm clocks to blow your mind
No late and no early you'll find
So your nerves will not stress-fully wind

In heaven ice cream don't melt
And never a pain is felt,
No fat bellies, you need no belt,
We're all loved like Franklin Roosevelt,

In heaven no-one says "no" (says no)
It's "Yes" each place you go
Just question cute ladies you'll know
This is why in Heav'n there's no ho

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Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - The title alone had me hooked! I wish I had a dime for every time I played TOS in my German band. I rather like your concept of Heaven, and I love this parody. ;D
Susanna Viljanen - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
If the near-death experiences are to be believed. Heaven is exactly like that. 555, but hope you don't get there too soon!
Mark Scotti - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank "heavens" for this wonderful parody!
WarrenB - March 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice touch. Not familiar with the song, but like OMR, the title got me hooked.
AFW - March 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, all

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