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Song Parodies -> "These Toolish Things"

Original Song Title:

"These Foolish Things"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra, or Nat K Cole, and others

Parody Song Title:

"These Toolish Things"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Scenario: A gal sings to her Home Improvement guy...
My heart starts poundin' when you grab your hammer
The Phillips head screw driver makes me stammer
Your large pipe wrench that clings
These Toolish Things
Remind me of you..

Maybe I'll qualify as your stud finder
If I walk by the bench and bump a grinder
Ooo, how your ballpeen pings
These Toolish Things
Remind me of you..

You came, you sawed, you conquered me
You really bonkered me
Your next project, I hope to be..

A brace and bit, that wood you drill a hole in
The brand new jigsaw that you use for scrollin'
Tool leather belt that swings
These Toolish Things
Remind me of you..

This mitre box designed for curves and angles
Your long extension cord, the way it dangles
Each little nut with wings
These Toolish Things
Remind me of you...

These Toolish Things
Remind me of you...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
The "saw/conquered line" was inspired! 5s
alvin rhodes - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
i like the vaguely naughty feel of this one...5s
Kristof "Toolman" Robertson - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, I love a good DIY parody! I'll drill ya some 5's....
AFW - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, to John, Alvin, and Kristof....

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