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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Frankie Lane

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dave W.

The Lyrics

I got this idea yesterday as i was looking out a restaurant/bar patio door window ....There must have been 10 people smoking....and it was freezing....
They're smokin' smokin' smokin'
till there lungs get broken
See 'em all a smokin'...Outside!
In groups they'll puff together
fair or foul weather
wishin' that they were back inside
Smoke-free ev'ry buildin'
it's better for the children
Surgeon Gen'rel says we must abide

Move 'em out, head 'em out, get 'em out, let 'em out
keep 'em out, hear 'em shout...Outside!
Bring 'em out, light 'em up, burn 'em up, put 'em out
put 'em in...a tin cup...Outside!

Just move it, move it, move it ..cuz we disapprove it
You'll just have to do it...Outside!
Step out on the veranda..We hope you'll understanda
soon will be illegal world-wide

His heart's palpitatin'..Will he be undertaken?
be takin' away for his last ride

Roll 'em out, push 'em out, drag 'em out, get 'em out
move 'em out, hear 'em shout..Outside!
Pick 'em up, lay 'em down, strap 'em in, call downtown
heart gave out..things are grim...Outside!....Outside!...
He Died !

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Old Man Ribber - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Dave - Great job here. I'm one of those people. We're not dying of lung disease - we're dying of pneumonia from smoking outside in the freezing cold. ;D
AFW - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Hits that coffin nail in the head...quite creative rhyming, especially, "buildin' - children", and Veranda - understanda...I kicked that habit, and now I smoke nun....very current and topical....had a friend, who had severe CHF, but kept smoking right to the end
Dave W. - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR...and if it aint one thing it's another lol..( like you said.)......AFW ...I too am a quitter of some 30 yrs. now......and also've had friends that never quit...... I meant to say haul 'em out ,instead of call downtown....My notes were all a mess and I was a little tired at the time....Have a good day ev'ryone
Dave W. - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW ....How did I miss " I kicked the habit, and now I smoke nun"?.....I need more caffein, and better readers too.
WarrenB - March 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Echoing AFW on this. The 'veranda' bit stood out for me. Love the way this flowed. This deserved more votes and comments.

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