Song Parodies -> Gnaw Hide

Original Song Title:	"Rawhide"
Original Performer:	Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:	"Gnaw Hide"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

Strollin' strollin' strollin'
Strollin' strollin' strollin'
Strollin' strollin' strollin'
Strollin' strollin' strollin'

Strollin' strollin' strollin'
Big fat rats are strollin'
Some look like James Brolin
Gnaw Hide..

Rats rent in Manhattan
Even swim to Staten
Lots of them squeak latin
Gnaw Hide..

Rat control is laggin'
Slinky long tails draggin'
Some hitched to wagons, others ride
They're dominatin' urbans
Own the streets and curbins
And causin' much disturbins..
Gnaw Hide

Hunt 'em up..kick 'em out
Set a trap..yell and shout
Can't let rats..roam about
Gnaw Hide..

Try elect-tronic ways
Hows about..laser rays
Or evict..thirty days.
Gnaw Hide..

They're awful ugly vermin
Some Irish and German
Sundays, give a sermon..
Gnaw Hide..

They're big, humped back and nasty
And most need rhinoplasty
Must be elastic, holes aren't wide
Each day they're multiplyin',
And not enough are dyin',
Some brand new high tech..must..be tried

Drown 'em all...hide the cheese
Let the mob..dump in seas
Pepper them..make 'em sneeze
Gnaw Hide

Yah!

Give 'em more..smoggy air
Call 'em names..cuss and swear
Cut 'em off..from welfare
Gnaw Hide

Yah!

Poke 'em all..with a stick
Burn 'em out..flick a bic
Grab the males..snip their dick
Gnaw Hide

Yah!

We can't let..vermin win
Spread disease..they're a sin
Bring the Pied..Piper in..
Gnaw Hide.

Yah!

Strollin' strollin' strollin'
Strollin' strollin' strollin'

Yah!

Strollin' strollin' strollin'
Strollin' strollin' strollin'

Yah!
Gnaw Hide
Yah!
Gnaw Hide !

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Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Farce - I had a hell of a time controlling my mouse as I read this. I smell a rat. I like the part about the mob rattin' 'em out. Nice touch. Give 'em all tommy guns and let them go rat-a-tat rat-a-tat... You've done it again - made an inane parody to a favorite TV theme song. Nice job sir Farce. I hereby ratify this parody.

blackjack21 - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

I don't give a rat's ass what anyone says, this parody is gnawt hidin' from three fives.

John Barry - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Rat on!

Christie Marie M - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

(Singing): Rollin', rollin', rollin', Strollin', strollin, strollin', Trollin', trollin', trollin', Votin', votin', votin'....all FIVES!!!!!

UnKnownVotress - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Sir, Oh yeah we got Rats . . . right here in SFO city ! Blinking rats eyes everywhere!!

James Cagney, representing an opposing view - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

You dirty rat!

Love yer endless supply of Raw twists! "rhinplasty" lol. 555 -TT

AFW - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Guy..I thought you might appreciate the mob touch...clever comments...and thanks, blackjack,,funny comments...and thanks, John..good one...and thanks, Christie...good singing...and thanks, LCC..I guess every city or town has them...and thanks , TT..(JC, Cagney) good reference...

Old Man Ribber - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Are these civil rats or human rats? lol ;)

Guy @ Farce - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

You put those mob rats in there just for me? Gee thanks - that is so nice of you to think of me when you are writing your insanely funny stuff. I am honored sir.

Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Cap'in it's those rat bastard Klingons agin. You'd a thought the'd learned some whin we beemed them all of those tribbles, aye.

TJC - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

AFW--Great take on a wonderful OS (I know it's one of your faves... mine too) nicely nested, nay--packed--with humorous rodential tidbits! I agree about the German and Irish rats, but must admit to a fondness for the blonde Swedish variety!

Fiddlegirl - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Gnaw-rly parody, dude! You are soooooooo freakin rat-ical!

AFW - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, OMR..actually, I'll leave it up to the reader to make his own determinations...and thanks, again..Guy..your welcome..us PW's gotta stick together..and thanks, Lieut..Klingons..not a Trekkie, but aren't they from there?...and thanks, TJC...and thanks fg...ratical, :)...I like that

DJ Blaze - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Wow, I've thought of doing one like this just a few hours ago! 555 mousetraps.

AFW - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, DJ...a few hours ago is when I did this..must have telepathic communication

Leo Keough - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Oh, rats! I got here late and everyone already used up all the good rat references...Great work on a fun OS to parody!!!...555!!!

AFW - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Leo...Some time back, I wrote another parody to this song, called, "Rat Hide" ..I just hope I didn't "Plague-erize' myself"

Leo Keough - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment

With all the parodies you've written, I can't imagine what a difficult task it must be to keep from repeating yourself!!!

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Song Parodies -> Gnaw Hide

"Rawhide"

Frankie Laine

"Gnaw Hide"

Airfarcewon

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