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Song Parodies -> "You Are What You Eat"
Original Song Title:
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Original Performer:
Francis Scott Key
Parody Song Title:
"You Are What You Eat"
Parody Written by:
Franky Scott Keynes
The Lyrics
All the food that you eat
Goes as mash down your throat
Into acid that melts it
To digestive juices
Then it's shoved through your meat
Past your miles of flesh
As you take what you need
Til to waste you reduce it
Then it finds Light at last
When it's pushed out your ass
And it starts to transform
Into food for the grass
And maybe you'll eat it again some day
In the Land of the Free --
And the Home of the Brave
Goes as mash down your throat
Into acid that melts it
To digestive juices
Then it's shoved through your meat
Past your miles of flesh
As you take what you need
Til to waste you reduce it
Then it finds Light at last
When it's pushed out your ass
And it starts to transform
Into food for the grass
And maybe you'll eat it again some day
In the Land of the Free --
And the Home of the Brave
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