A tour of USPS factories,
And ads for services that let you stream,
Plus, you’ll know when you really need TV,
When the ads begin,

Those Innovation Refunds are a sight,
A church fair tour will make you realize,
Your swimsuit isn’t ready for prime time,
When the ads begin.

Each ad has its own pleasure,
Refunds and budget stores,
And you can imagine the pleasure,
Seeing TV ads you’ve never seen before!

As every brick and mortar store makes way,
For online services and virtual pay,
“Just remember our ads”, they soon will say,
When the ads begin!