Law’s not hard to handle,
“Handel on the Law”,
A program for free,
On weekends, you see,
Three hours flat,

Law’s not hard to handle,
What else could it be,
Bill Handel will shrug,
Says so on his mug,
“You have no case!”

If you want to throw a gander,
To his phone line, play demander,
Yes, you never thought you’d have to play in stride...
Did you break a leg while sledding,
Was one injured at your wedding,
Did you get hurt, in an RV ride?

Law’s not hard to handle,
“Handel on the Law”,
Call him this year,
He’ll tell you right here,
“Sir, you have no case!”