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Song Parodies -> "The Wabbit"

Original Song Title:

"The Raven...a short version"

Original Performer:

Edgar Allen Poe

Parody Song Title:

"The Wabbit"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Thanks to my friend Debbie Cathey, who liked the idea
Once when I was hunting wabbits, whiwe I wandewed, twowwing cawwots,
Chasing onwy a fast and fuwious wabbit wif a wotten cowe
Whiwe I pwodded, neawwy cwapping, suddenwy thewe came a yapping,
Must be that un-godwy wabbit, yapping 'cwoss the fowest fwoow.
"It's the wa..wa...wa... I stuttewed, yapping 'cwoss the fowest fwoow

"What's up doc?"...and nothing mowe

Ah, instinctwy I wemembewed, how I pwanned his bweak dismembew,
As the thought of fwying wabbit made my taste buds dwoow some mowe.
Eagewwy I stawt the fiwe, cooking him's my gweat desiwe,
Ah, the dwipping gwease of wabbit, wabbit that I've chased befowe.
Fow some wawe and succuwent wabbit, though the chase has been a chowe...

Dinking this, the fiwe woaws

Dat the wabbit's mad I'm cewtain, when I bwast him he'ww be huwting,
Fiww me...fiww me wif fantastic wabbit nevew cooked befowe.
Soon now his heawt won't be beating, on the spit he wiww be heating,
'Tis some wabbit I'ww be eating soon upon the fowest fwoow.
Just some tasty wabbit eating wight hewe on the fowest fwoow.

Just some wabbit...nothing mowe

Pwesentwy my pwan gwew stwongew, sawivating wif such hungew,
"Siw", said I, "Ow wabbit", wouwd you wike some dinnew?" I impwowe.
But the fact is I was twapping, oh so sneaky I was twapping,
Den I faintwy heawd his yapping, yapping thwough the fowest fwoow
Dough I wasn't suwe I heawd him, toss the cawwots on the fwoow

Hewe's some cawwots. (Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! )..yes, they'we youws

Out into the fowest peewing, wong I stood thewe, dwoowing, stawing
Hoping, hatching schemes no fweaking wabbit evew dweamed befowe.
But the cawwots sat untaken, did the wabbit know I'm fakin'?
And the onwy wowds now spoken wewe the wowds that I depwowe.
Just a whispew, but the echo echoed back what I depwowe.

"What's up Doc?"...and nothing mowe

I bwast into the fowest bwindwy, to his taunts I don't take kindwy,
Maybe I just need some bait that's somewhat diffewent than befowe
Suwewy, said I, if I show up, wif a wabbit doww I bwow up,
Dwess hew up in sexy make up, this the wabbit wiww expwowe.

He's a wabbit...say no mowe

Dewe, just hanging in my cwoset, wike a wabbit-y Fawwah Fawcett,
In thewe was a shapewy wabbit, just a pwastic bwow up whowe
Fwiends have asked me why I bought it, cause it's cweaw that I have pawed it
"What's a sexy wabbit wady doing on youw bedwoom fwoow?"
"Seawching fow a wascawwy wabbit, wight hewe on my bedwoom fwoow.

Hoping that he twies to scowe

Den just suddenwy I heawd knocking, then my fancy doow unwocking,
In she dwifts so bwonde and shocking, in the wow-cut dwess she wowe.
Dough hew cweft is shown and shaven, "WOW" I said, stawt misbehavin',
Shapewy twim, I ain't just wavin', swobbewing ovew statewy whowe.
Teww me, what is Twacy Wowds now doing on my bedwoom fwoow?

Qwof the wabbit..."She's a whowe"

AAAUGH! I stawtwed, puww my pants up, hadn't heawd the wabbit pwance up,
Den my antsy wittwe weenie, caught in zippew, it now towe.
And the wabbit stood thewe smiwking, wif a camewa he'd been wuwking,
Wascawwy wabbit set a camewa wight above my bedwoom doow.
Bwasted wabbit had insuwance...pictuwes of me and the whowe

Now I chase him ....Nevewmowe


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Phil Alexander - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Twuwy Dewanged... wovewy wywics :-)
AFW - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankx a wot...aftew weading this my wips are pewmantwy puckewed!........But excewwent job! 555
Arwen - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm just continually impressed with you, Dee! Excellent job!
Scathe - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Your parodies get screwier every day. Keep it up. :-)
Dee Range - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, AFW, Arwen, and Scathe, thanks so much
John Barry - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Bwilliant! The "What's Up, Doc?" wefwain was priceless.
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee Wange, you wascal you...5-5-5...
Dee Range - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
John Barry and Paul, many thanks!
alvin rhodes - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
wave weviews from this wascal....5s
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, and all I can say is......AAAUGGHH THIS IS FREAKIN' FABULOUS!!!
Dee Range - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin and Johnny D., I thank you!
Duane Barry - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
That was both funny and disturbing.
Claude Prez - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Absowutewy dewightfuw. Poe-fection.
Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Dee, you are really living up to your name! 555
Serafina - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Another great parody about one of my favorite topics...I liked it!
Dee Range - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Duane, Claude, Kristof, and Serafina, I thank you all for the nice comments. Always appreciated very much!
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Unbeweivabwe. I wuv wuv wuv it.

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