Song Parodies -> Santa Claus's Trousers Are Down
| Original Song Title: | "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" |
| Original Performer: | Eddie Cantor |
| Parody Song Title: | "Santa Claus's Trousers Are Down" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Carmichael |
The song is about the 'come uppance' of the local seasonal flasher......
You'd better watch out
He's opened his fly
Better not look
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus 's trousers aredown.
He's totally pissed
Fallen down twice
Wants to find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus 's trousers are down.
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows that he is bad not good
So don't look for goodness sake.
He should've watched out
His goose has been cooked
The law have just come
So now he's been booked
And still
(altogether....)
Santa Claus's trousers are down!
He's opened his fly
Better not look
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus 's trousers aredown.
He's totally pissed
Fallen down twice
Wants to find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus 's trousers are down.
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows that he is bad not good
So don't look for goodness sake.
He should've watched out
His goose has been cooked
The law have just come
So now he's been booked
And still
(altogether....)
Santa Claus's trousers are down!
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There are really few scarier symbols of a holiday than Santa; I don't think the anagram is a coincidence. So any poem or prose that pokes pinholes in that paragon of perversity is Ok by me. Just what sort of "Come uppance" was the old fart having, anyway?
if i was concerned about millers mental state when he wrote 'rudy the young male stripper' i am incredibly concerned. so much for christmas being like charles dickens book. but who cares. i hate charles dickens scenes. most of all i hate christmas carrols so basically i luv ya work and keep writing more.
TO: WHO CARES: Royce is a woman! Perhaps, you should get more familiar with the writers before you judge them.
FYI chill. i can be incredibly blunt. this is as familiar as i get with ne one on the entire planet (in other words i am incredibly anit-social). i'm a songwriter so it's my instinct to judge.
Brilliant! great......Timing!
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