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Song Parodies -> "Take Your Gun Laws and Go"

Original Song Title:

"Get Out of Mexico"

Original Performer:

E. B. Dewing, J. P. Webster (1866) - Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Take Your Gun Laws and Go"

Parody Written by:

Coral Snake

The Lyrics

Gun grabbers, go to the Socialist European Union if you dont like our Constitutional Freedoms!!!
(Musical Introduction)

(1.)
While the New Yorkers were busy--
So many long years ago--
With their stage plays and their parties,
There crept in to steal the show,
From a big crime boss and liar,
Who from Tammany Hall ran,
The first gun grab legistation,
It was crook, Tim Sullivan.

(CHORUS)
So gun grabbers, no use talking--
We are on to your whole show,
We'll be saying through the jury box,
Take your gun laws and go!
Take your gun laws and go, Take your gun laws and go!
To the Socialist EU we say, Take your gun laws and go!
Take your gun laws and go, Take your gun laws and go!
To the Socialist EU we say, Take your gun laws and go!

(Musical Interlude)

(2.)
Now political tradition,
Since the time of Jefferson
Did through the second amendment
keep our right to own a gun,
Then there was snuck in from Europe,
The gun grabber's legal rod
Through some NAZI legislation
Plagiarized by Thomas Dodd.

(CHORUS)
So gun grabbers, there's no use talking--
We are on to your whole show,
We'll be saying through the jury box,
Take your gun laws and go!
Take your gun laws and go, Take your gun laws and go!
To the Socialist EU we say, Take your gun laws and go!
Take your gun laws and go, Take your gun laws and go!
To the Socialist EU we say, Take your gun laws and go!

(Musical Interlude)

(3.)
Tried to end the Great Republic
With its Constitution torn,
That there shall be no more freedom
Where the starry flag be borne;
But when we take to the juries,
We'll be ending this intrique,
And we'll keep the tri-hued banner
A part of the freedom league.

(CHORUS)
So gun grabbers, no use talking--
We are on to your whole show,
We'll be saying through the jury box,
Take your gun laws and go!
Take your gun laws and go, Take your gun laws and go!
To the Socialist EU we say, Take your gun laws and go!
Take your gun laws and go, Take your gun laws and go!
To the Socialist EU we say, Take your gun laws and go!

(Musical Interlude)

(4.)
Now when gun control is over
With freedom restoed once more,
We're presenting you an idea
If you want to leave our shore--
There's a place of Socialism
That you'll really love, we know
To the European Union,
Just take your gun laws and go.

(CHORUS)
So gun grabbers, no use talking--
We are on to your whole show,
We'll be saying through the jury box,
Take your gun laws and go!
Take your gun laws and go, Take your gun laws and go!
To the Socialist EU we say, Take your gun laws and go!
Take your gun laws and go, Take your gun laws and go!
To the Socialist EU we say, Take your gun laws and go!

(Musical Ending)
MIDI - Get out of Mexico: at www.pdmusic.org/webster Look under 1866

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