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Song Parodies -> "Cowardly Sadr (Bolla Bolla Bolla)"

Original Song Title:

"Civilization (Bongo Bongo Bongo)"

Original Performer:

Danny Kaye & The Andrews Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Cowardly Sadr (Bolla Bolla Bolla)"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

"Brave Al-Sadr ran away... Bravely ran away, away... When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled... Yes, brave Al-Sadr turned about, and gallantly he chickened out... Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very bold retreat... Bravest of the brave, Al-Sadr!
This morning, an American
Attack comes; I see the sign
That Maliki's administration
Of this Iraq nation wants mine;

And American soldiers
Are surging to get us, I see,
So while you martyrs go fight,
I'm taking care of me;

'Cause--bolla, bolla, bolla--
I don't wanna go to Allah!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Screw you, Jimmy Carter!
I don't wanna be a martyr!
To Tehran I go...

Don't want no bright lights,
Shrapnel, prison, death knell;
Bush I do fear!
So, you others go and fight now--
(Yipe!) I'm outta here!

I see on Al-Jazeera,
That Hillary Clinton dhimmi,
(And Obama? And who else?)
With others tries to condemn the surge of
Soldiers that fight against me.
(You know, it's getting too hot for me, boys!)

But no matter what she does, or
Even that tight hag, Pelosi,
(What do they do, Sadr?)
It ain't worth camel's squat--
Troops are still after me!

No, bolla, bolla, bolla,
I don't wanna go to Allah!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Future's looking smeary
For me now, Al-Zawahiri;
To Tehran I go...

Don't need no air strikes,
Bunkers, bunker busters,
Troops I do fear!
So, you others go and fight now--
(Yipe!) I'm outta here!

These troops are so barbarous!
Even if three thousand are slain,
They fight on with unrighteous fury,
Through the Senate and House's disdain.

When they've served their whole duration
And they're back in their home town,
(What do they do, Sadr?)
They "re-up" to war,
And they come back to chase me down!

So, bolla, bolla, bolla,
I don't wanna go to Allah!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Pretty boy Obama,
Redeploy this* to yo' mama:
To Tehran I go...

Can't bear no court-room,
Lawyers, gallows, voyeurs,
My head on spear!
So, you others go and fight now--
(Yipe!) I'm outta here!

When the surge gets here, I am gone,
Tell them I am off to Tehran;
Iraqi nation, I'm outta here!

*Here, Sadr flips Obama the bird.
Of course, what this latest batch of news demonstrates for the umpteenth time to us all is how completely indistinguishable from our enemies all the leftards really are: both of them hate our country, hate our President, hate our military, want us to lose this war, are perpetually liars and cowards, and will all one day go to join Hitler and Stalin's supporters in Hell as the haters of liberty and supporters of totalitarian mass murderers they are.

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