-> "Homepage"
Original Song Title:
"Shakedown"
Parody Song Title:
"Homepage"
The Lyrics
Make up our homepage
Gotta make up our homepage
You ain't freakin' with these sites like
How you like me now
Gotta make up our homepage
Get your head out the sites
Gotta go and get it now
Gotta make up our homepage
Go and bet the whole site
For the taking right now
Gotta make up our homepage
Screw all that talking loud
It's about right now
Gotta make up our homepage
Slow motion like a website front
So smooth, like "Where you get ya webbin' from?"
It's the way you know me from
Ballin' like it's open site
If I hold no phone on myself and point a loaded site
No flash, no stacks
Cool with that
Used to catch the bus to 12, butt crack with the sites
Had me sitting to the side, couldn't even lean back
Now the only track I know is getting done with the Mac
With these tools are pro, man, who sold you those?
Who let your butt record? Your engineer is a troll
I done made the decision for the websites
Now I pose making sites, crud, you don't even know
Say she want me for my money, even that ain't enough
Say she done living sites, well, who can I trust?
Every morning, waking up like "This can't be"
Now I understand the best things in life are free
You ain't freakin' with these sites like
How you like me now
Gotta make up our homepage
Get your head out the sites
Gotta go and get it now
Gotta make up our homepage
Go and bet the whole site
For the taking right now
Gotta make up our homepage
Screw all that talking loud
It's about right now
Gotta make up our homepage
You don't like me now
When I made a site, always there to build me down
Now that you're not around, felt like Miles without websites
Always question everything but you had all the answers
Everything my fault, thought that sites could be bought
It was all sugar 'til it turned to domains
Felt like I was trapped until I got transferred
Thought I had everything until I took that loss
But transfers never win is what somebody say
I threw the whole sites, in the end got paid
Had to cover the sites, cold side of the bed
Never miss nobody when you live in your head
Fed up with all the extra crap, I just shut down
By myself, looking stupid, what I'm 'posed to do now
Fed up with all the extra crap, I just shut down
Looking stupid, what I'm 'posed to do now
You ain't freakin' with these sites like
How you like me now
Gotta make up our homepage
Get your head out the sites
Gotta go and get it now
Gotta make up our homepage
Go and bet the whole site
For the taking right now
Gotta make up our homepage
Screw all that talking loud
It's about right now
Gotta make up our homepage
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