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Song Parodies -> "Eli Smells"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

Original Performer:

Crosby and Richards

Parody Song Title:

"Eli Smells"

Parody Written by:

Squire Malloy

The Lyrics

Go (away) Giants!
Eli smells, Eli smells
His stats are not very pretty
See him throw, oh God no!
The ball’s going back the wrong way

See the ball snap, watch his chin strap
As he’s smashed in the head
And a wounded duck flies to an Eagle
Redskins laughing, ‘cause he’s passing
Making corner backs smile
And from every opponent you’ll hear

Eli smells, Eli smells
His stats are not very pretty
See him throw, oh God no!
The ball’s going back the wrong way

The next pass play, ends a bad way
Just one more I-N-T
Fans boo and hiss their displeasure
Now he’s running, this is stunning
Like an 9 year old girl
He’s got 38 yards for the year

Eli Smells, Eli smells
His stats are not very pretty
Don’t you cry, he’ll get by
On 21 million this year

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Max Power - December 20, 2013 - Report this comment
How about you go away? I think it's a fair deal after all.
Jonathan - December 20, 2013 - Report this comment
I can tolerate Eli Manning it's his brother Peyton I can't stand either way this was still good! 5's

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