It's cold, they serve gruel, but they know what they're doin'.
Their cake made me vomit in the pool at our last Food Reunion.
They laugh at my order but I dream about my bill...
Yummy as it seems,
They have the desserts I'm after...
[chorus]
'Cause their desserts are sweet,
They knock me off of my seat!
And I will help myself
I push everyone else.
The recipe's a mystery,
The sugar's too much for me,
But I keep comin' back for more...
They're just the desserts I'm lookin' for!
(Just the desserts I'm lookin' for...)
(Just the desserts I'm lookin' for...)

I can't just stay there for less than an hour...
The whole place smells like a brand new flower...
The more I annoy them the more they award me!
What can I say?
I can't say anything more!

[repeat chorus only say just the desserts I'm lookin' for once]

When they see it's me
On my own ID,
They always give me a cone,
They hate to be alone.
But I can't get the food just yet,
Cause every order I've said,
Is still ringin' in my head,
Still ringin' in my head...

It's cold, they serve gruel, but they know what they're doin'...
I know just what to say so my whole meal is ruined...

[repeat chorus 2X, again, line 'just the dessert' only once on first time, 2nd time, like 5X]