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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Bad Day"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Classical Authors

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Bad Day"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Bik deGrey

The Lyrics

The lyrics say it all. Santa is having a bad day. The first verse reads about Santa needing to use the bathroom... the chorus reads about the blizzard.
Crashing into trees
Burning up the snow
Now I'm flying with a weeze:
"Santa's gotta go!"
Have to find a driveway
To park my creeking sleigh
'Cause Santa Claus is going in
To make a "fish fillet"

I can't see
I can't see
Where's the evergreen?
The snow's so bad its blinding me
And now I have to pee

My sleighs so old
My broken toe
Won't even
Seal the deal

My reindeer died
By some poor guy
Now hellbent
On killing 50 Cent!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Christie Marie M - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Poor Santa!! LOL! Great parody. 5's!

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