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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of Chaos"

Original Song Title:

"The 12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Classical

Parody Song Title:

"The 12 Days of Chaos"

Parody Written by:

Kaoslord

The Lyrics

With Reference to Games Workshops Warhammer 40000 Mythos
On the first day of Chaos, my true God's granted me
Daemonic Immortality

On the second day of Chaos, my true God's granted me
Two Daemonettes
and Daemonic Immortality

On the third day of Chaos, my true God's granted me
Three legions,
two Daemonettes, and Daemonic Immortality

On the fourth day of Chaos, My true god's granted me
Four chaos cults,
three Legions, two Daemonettes, and Daemonic immortality

On the fifth day of Chaos my true God's granted me
Five Strange Things,
four chaos cults, three legions, two Daemonettes, and Daemonic Immortality

On the sixth day of Chaos my true God's granted
Six slayers slaying,
Five Strange Things, four chaos cults, three legions, two Daemonettes, and Daemonic Immortality

On the seventh day of Chaos my true God's granted me
Seven Gamers winning,
six slayers slaying, Five Strange Things, four chaos cults, three legions, two Daemonettes, and Daemonic Immortality

On the eighth day of Chaos my true God's granted
Eight madmen screaming,
seven gamers winning, six slayers slaying, Five Strange Things, Four chaos cults, three legions, two daemonettes and Daemonic Immortality

On the ninth day of Chaos my true God's gifted to me
Nine demagogues Goggling,
eight madmen screaming, seven gamers winning, six slayers slaying, Five Strange Things, four Chaos Cults, three Legions, two Daemonettes, and Daemonic Immortality.

On the tenth day of Chaos my true God's gifted to me
Ten Leper's lynching,
Nine Demagogues goggling, eight madmen screaming, seven gamers winning, six slayers slaying, Five Strange Things, four chaos cults, three Legions, two Daemonettes, and Daemonic Immortality.

On the eleventh day of Chaos my true God's gifted to me
Eleven nurgling's nurgling,
Ten Leper's lynching, nine Demagogues goggling, eight madmen screaming, seven gamers winning, six slayers slaying, Five Strange Things, four chaos cults, three Legions, two Daemonettes, and Daemonic Immortality.

On the twelfth day of Chaos my true God's gifted to me
Twelve flesh hounds a howling,
Eleven nurgling's nurgling, Ten Leper's lynching, nine Demagogues goggling, eight madmen screaming, seven gamers winning, six slayers slaying, Five Strange Things, four chaos cults, three Legions, two Daemonettes (ooh), and Daemonic Immortality.

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