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Song Parodies -> "The Patriot Act Is Coming To Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carol

Parody Song Title:

"The Patriot Act Is Coming To Town"

Parody Written by:

Nicholas Hoag

The Lyrics

The Patriot Act is coming to Town!

Oh.................
You better not cop
You better not buy
Better not smoke
I'm telling you why
The Patriot Act is coming to town.

They're making a list
They're checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
The Patriot Act is coming to town.

They know when you are nodding
They know when you are black
There's a prison cell made just for you
So be straight for goodness sake!

Oh.................
You better not cop
You better not buy
Better not smoke
I'm telling you why
The Patriot Act is coming to town.

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