Song Parodies -> Honky Tonky Christmas

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Christmas

  
Parody Song Title:

"Honky Tonky Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

Have a Honky Tonky Christmas
It the best place for free beer
I don't know if there'll be snow
But let's go hunt some deer

Have a Honky Tonky Christmas
A trailer park full of freaks
Say, "How ya'll" to your pa on alcohol
And the hick who shot your feast

Oh No
The boomsticks go
Underneath the tree
Your cousin a-waits for you
Kiss her once for me

Have a Honky Tonky Christmas
And in case y'all didn't hear
What a folly
Have a Honky
Tonky Christmas
With beer
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alvin rhodes - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
i like this one a lot...5s
Meriadoc - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
You were with M. McCain in the Hotel Alabama, right? ;-)
Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, Mer' Chris'm's, y'all !
Tim Mayfield - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry Hicksmas! Great stuff.

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