Song Parodies -> I Can't Talk With This Lisp

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Christmas

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Talk With This Lisp"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

I can't talk with thith lithp
It'th Too hard to thpeak
Can't thay "thnow"
I'm pithed it thowth
Unplethent
Thpit, mouth leakth

I thound like Thylvethter
"Thaw a putty tat"
I can't talk with thith lithp
Tho, you care for a chat?

(Muthical Tholo)

I can't talk with thith lithp
I can't talk, or thing
"White Chrithmath"
Can kith my ath
I don't need tranthlating

Thupid kidth will mock me
Teathe me till I thcream
I can't handle thith lithp
Tho, I'll jutht blow off thteam
Tho, I'll jutht blow off thteam
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Adagio - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I think thith parody gave me a permanent lithp. 5'th
Jack Wilson - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
You;re on a roll her thith theathon ,Matthiath fiveth!
alvin rhodes - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfully warped
Johnny D - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
And the thixth thick sheik'th thixth sheep'th thick!
Ann Hammond - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Matthias- Thylvester, now I'm trinking about Cheech and Chong in the Monty Python Holy Grail movie " We'll just thee about that thayler"
AFW - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Now, tell me how to get my tongue untied..
PMS - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilariouth!!
John Barry - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Lisping Out Loud.
Matthiath - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thankth you guyth, I wanted to do a thong with a lithp for the longetht time, ever thince, I've read Thpaff'th "Careleth Lithper"
TJC - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny and perfectly cwafted!

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