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Song Parodies -> "Dial Up Internet"

Original Song Title:

"Up On The Housetop"

Original Performer:

Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"Dial Up Internet"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

Dial up internet
service blows,
ISP is AOL.
Browse through the websites
taking all night,
Just got disconnected,
Once again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
This really sucks!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
This really sucks!
Dial up internet,
Double click,
Searching the numbers
just to connect.

Lets check my e-mail
but this is junk,
Oh, AOL
Porn is spam;
Download some music
song takes an hour
So that I can burn
I lost power.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
This really sucks!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
This really sucks!
Dial up internet,
Double click,
Searching the numbers
just to connect.

Next comes the surfing
of little time,
Oh just wait
See how long it takes
Here is a modem
Use of charter,
Also a bill
that's fifty dollars.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
This really sucks!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
This really sucks!
Dial up internet,
Double click,
Searching the numbers
just to connect.
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Adagio - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This just gave me an idea for a parody!
Alpha Skua - October 08, 2017 - Report this comment
UP ON THE HOUSE TO[ CLICK,CLICK,CRASH,RUDOLPH DID SOMETHING REAL RASH

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