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Song Parodies -> "Michael Loves The Little Children"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Loves The Little Children"

Original Performer:

C. Her'bert Wool'ston

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Loves The Little Children"

Parody Written by:

Antonio & Jessica

The Lyrics

Michael sleeps with little children,
"Come to me and never fear,
For I love the little children of the world;
I will take you by the hand,
Lead you to never never land,
For I love the little children of the world."

Michael molests the little children,
all the children at his home,
Red and yellow, black and white,
all are precious to him at night,
Michael loves the little children of the world.

Michael pays off all the children,
all the children at his home,
Red and yellow, black and white,
his pajamas become tight,
Michael pays off all the children of the world.

Michael is the king of pop,
and he'll always sing for you,
for he loves the little children of the world;
He is a Wacko great and strong,
and he persists in the wrong,
for he sleeps with the children of the world.

Michael comes with a sword,
and his soldier I will be,
for he loves the little children of the world;
and the other glove I'll wear,
and for you I'll play truth or dare,
for he loves the little children of the world.
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Barry Trotter - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Was it really created by him?
Michael Pacholek - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Now wait just a damn minute... oh, Michael Jackson. OK. Sorry.
Guest - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Why are there funny characters ( ) appearing in the original artist's name?

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