-> "Grecian Gods"
Original Song Title:
"The Candy Man"
Parody Song Title:
"Grecian Gods"
The Lyrics
Who can toss a thunder bolt,
Made from cyclopes?
Who can curse the mortals,
In mythology?
Who can rape their sisters
and most of their family?
The Grecian gods!
Oh the Grecian gods can
The Grecian gods can because their heritage
gives them immortality.
Grecian God's can because because their powerful
and have their prophecy.
Who punished Arachne,
For her prideful boast?
Who killed Niobe's
Children and Family?
Who kills most the mortals and sends them to Hades
The Grecian Gods!
Oh the grecian gods can
The Grecian gods can because they created man
and are better than you.
The Grecian God's can because Gaea is the land
and she's their mother to
Now who should we fear most,
Of their family tree?
Posieden, or Athena,
Or fear Aphrodite,
Perhaps we should fear Artemis, Apollo, or Hermes
Of the Grecian Gods!
The Grecian gods can
The Grecian's god's can because their leader is Zues,
and he's better than they.
The Grecian God's can, even though Zeus cheats on his wife every day
Oh The Grecian god's can!
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