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Song Parodies -> "Walt"

Original Song Title:

"Salt"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Catherine Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Walt"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Take everything you can
Take everything you dream about
It's all gays and Yorkshiremen I'm afraid
You just have to take it as it is

It's called Walt
Just like Walt Disney
But he's not salt
Because I am Walt
And I made no sense of humour

It's called Walt
Just like Walt Disney
But he's not salt
But it's very rude
To talk the hands
Cos the asshole ain't listening
I'm an Essex diva

Take it as it is today
Take it as it is tonight
You're full of Pepsi Max
In the road to Basildon
You're like 'yucky spew'
Into a dream
Where we meet Alexa Chung
She's always nice
About as nice as those hand salutes used to be

But he's called Walt
Just like Walt Disney
But I ain't no black metallic
Only Metallica
But I am Walt
Just like salt
But I am Walt Disney
Just like Manhattan
If you could only see
Just like Tonic once said
But I am Walt
Just like Walt Disney
I am not Walt
But I ain't fucking salt

You need to stop that now
Whatever happened to Mark Lamarr
Did he vanish or die a death
And he used to be
All that he couldn't be
All that he wouldn't dare to be

But I am Walt
Just like Walt Disney
Cos you are Walt
Just like Walt Disney
It's going to change it (a bit)
But I am Walt
Just like Stephan Jenkins
Only with a 'Jumper'
And I am Walt
Just like Walt Disney
You are going Walt
Only with a 'Range Life'
But I couldn't give a shite

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