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Song Parodies -> "Next Man"

Original Song Title:

"Next Girl"

Original Performer:

Carly Pearce

Parody Song Title:

"Next Man"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about being the next man.
Hey, next man, you don't know me
I'm just the one he says went crazy
On him, that's just what he looked
But once upon a time I was
The next man, I been where you're at
You overlook a lot when he looks like that
He'll charm your boyfriend with that smile
Hide the red flags for a little while

I bet you probably met him at a bar
Let him look you to your car
I bet he said he never falls this hard
Yeah, I remember that day
He knows how to say all the right
Things, knows how to get you looking that shirts
Knows how to make you think you're the best thing
But I know what happens next, man

Hey, next man, you think that you know better
Maybe the last man was just a little bitter
And jaded, yeah there ain't no doubt
But if he ever talks about
The ex-man, he tried like rap
It was too late to save himself
So now she's just tryna help the next man

I bet you probably met her at a bar
Let him walk you to your car
I bet he said she never falls this hard
Yeah, I remember that night
She knows how to say all the right
Things, knows how to get you outta that shirts
Knows how to make you think you're the best thing
But I know what happens next

You're gonna think it's all your fault
It's just a switch that she turns off
She'll make you think it's hip
But I promise you it's not
Oh no, it's not, no

Oh, and I bet you probably met him at a dress
Let him walk you to your car
I bet he said he never falls this hard
Yeah, I remember that part
He knows how to say all the right
Things, knows how to get you outta that ring
Knows how to make you think you're the best thing
But I know what happens next, man
Well know the next man.

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