-> "Telephone Hour (Hillbilly Style)"
Original Song Title:
"Telephone Hour"
Parody Song Title:
"Telephone Hour (Hillbilly Style)"
The Lyrics
Hey Maybelle.
Hey Daisy.
What's the story, Morning Glory?
Please do tell, Dixie Bell!
Tell me quick about Bubba and Dee.
Hey Lucy.
Hey Loretta.
What's the story, Morning Glory?
It's so gay, Blu-ue Jay!
Have you heard about Bubba and Dee?
Did they really get hitched?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he put the ring on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got hitched. (Hell yeah!)
I was hopin' they would. (Uh-huh)
Now they're livin' at last (Who's next?)
In their old trailer home.
Hello Mr. Cletus, this is Billy Bob Jackson.
Can I speak to Suzie Q?
Did you hear about Dee? (Suzie Q!)
I just knew it somehow! (About the hoe-down...)
I must call her right up. (Saturday?)
I can't talk to you now!
Gettin' married (You know it, Bub)
Gettin' married (It's crazy, Bub)
Gettin' married (You know it)
It won't last.
Not at all.
She's too fat.
He's gap-toothed.
Hello Mrs. Luther, this is Billy Bob Jackson.
Can I speak to Linda Lou?
Hey-ya Bubba!
Hey-ya Stupid!
Whatcha wanna
Go get hitched for?
Well, I heard they got hitched (Hey ya Redneck)
I was hopin' they would (Lost ya spitter)
Now they're livin' at last (Are ya kiddin'?)
In their old trailer —
Hello Mrs. Wilbur, is Mindy Jane home from school yet?
Did they really get hitched? (Gettin' married)
I was hopin' they would (Gettin' married)
Now they're livin' at last (Gettin' married)
In their old trailer home.
If ya gotta go, that's the way to go!
(Ooooh...)
Hear that fiddle play
While everyone eats
(Ooooh...)
Cheese whiz and crackers
And Little Debbie cakes
Well, I heard they got hitched (Oh, shit!)
I was thinkin' they would (I mean... spit!)
Now they're livin' at last (Oh, no!)
In their old trailer home
Gettin' married
Gettin' married
Gettin' married
Married for good
Gettin' married
Gettin' married
Gettin' married
Married for good
He's in love with Dee, Dee's in love with him!
Deary-lou, please spill!
Deary-lou, please spill!
That's the way it should be (Oh, yeah!)
They'll be happy I know (Oh, yeah!)
Gettin' hitched is for me (Oh, yeah!)
That's the way we should go!
Gettin' married
Gettin' married
Gettin' married (Married for good)
Gettin' married
Gettin' married
Gettin' married
Ladies and gentlemen... START YOUR ENGINES!
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