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Song Parodies -> "Stiffy Shifty Tighty Whitey Hidden 8" Peni*"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Stiffy Shifty Tighty Whitey Hidden 8" Peni*"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

She was afraid to come out of the water
But was flirty as can be
She was afraid to come out of the water
Didn't want her date to early see
Two, three, four, that she was a tranny whore!

She had a stiffy shifty tighty whitey hidden 8" peni-
That was tucked for most of the day
A stiffy shifty tighty whitey hidden 8" peni-
That grew harder when she kissed poor ol' Dave
Two, three, four, what a shock he was in for!

She was afraid the bulge would open
And so a blanket around her she wore
So a room in the hotel booked them
And her date walked right through the door
Two, three, four, another fella she would score!

She had a stiffy shifty tighty whitey hidden 8" peni-
That was tucked for most of the day
A stiffy shifty tighty whitey hidden 8" peni-
That grew harder when she kissed poor ol' Dave
Two, three, four, what a shock he was in for!

Now that Dave had caught her
He knew just what to do
'Cause he had a son and daughter
But sought another gal to screw
Two, three, four, she cuffed him right before!

She had a stiffy shifty tighty whitey hidden 8" peni-
That was tucked for most of the day
A stiffy shifty tighty whitey hidden 8" peni-
That grew harder when she kissed poor ol' Dave
Two, three, four, what a shock he was in for!

His butt, she did spank it
He took the whip and asked for more
Then he spotted her long boner
She gagged him before she made him sore!!!

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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2LD4U - March 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Funny but gross!
Agrimorfee - March 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Very Funny but got a bit profane and out of place in the final coda. Still, I love it when you show your silly side.
Rob Arndt - March 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!
Janice - March 29, 2018 - Report this comment
ding DONG!
Jonathan - March 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Man! He Feels Like A Woman! 5s

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