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Song Parodies -> "Spock Around the Dock"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Around the Clock"

Original Performer:

Bill Haley & His Comets

Parody Song Title:

"Spock Around the Dock"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

One, two, three at mach, four at mach Spock
Five, six, seven at mach, eight at mach Spock
Nine, ten, eleven at mach, twelve at mach Spock
We're blowin' Spock around the dock tonight

Put the Vulcan on, and have some fun
We'll introduce him to April one

We're blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
We're shootin' Spock, Spock, Spock in no-G flight
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight

When we reach warp two, three, and four
Gonna blast him through the airlock door

We're givin' Spock a brand new shock tonight
We're flyin' Spock, Spock, Spock like Rainbow Bright
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight

When we hit warp five, six, and seven
We'll get those emotions revvin'

We're makin' Spock an old air sock tonight
We're sailin' Spock, Spock, Spock like Franklin's kite
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight

Warpin' eight, nine, ten, eleven too
He'll be askin' Mommy what to do

We're stirrin' Spock inside a wok tonight
We're launchin' Spock, Spock, Spock like Orville Wright
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight

When we hit warp twelve, we'll blast some air
Blow Spock down to his underwear

We're blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
We're shootin' Spock, Spock, Spock in no-G flight
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight

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Old Man Ribber - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - Highly illogical. Wish I could say more, but dammit Jim...I'm a doctor, not a critic! At least...he's dead, Jim! Now Keptan Kerk...bring on the Klingon wessels! (Wonderful!) ;D
alvin - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
hilarious...my fave of the day...new dance craze coming
Porfle Popnecker - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
May you both live long and prosper!
AFW - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Top notch..it beams me up
Rob Arndt - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Someone needs to buy you a book on ST tech guidelines and warp speed adjustment!!! It was recalibrated. Anyway, 555!!!
WCJ - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Enterprising Parody Porfle!! :-) 555!
Porfle Popnecker - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the nice comments! Rob--I've been known to sacrifice accuracy to make something rhyme!
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Fascinating!
ann hammond - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
he he
Porfle Popnecker - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
My limited understanding of human customs suggests that I respond favorably to your comments.
pickle - November 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Was Bones slapping the double bass?
Porfle Popnecker - November 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a be-bopper!
Matthias - November 15, 2011 - Report this comment
This talked more about blowing Spock than that Captain Kirk and Spock gay fanfic I wish I never stumbled upon. Thankfully this one was a lot less filthy!
Porfle Popnecker - November 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I've never read any of the gay fanfic but I've seen some very romantic drawings.
Chris Saffle - November 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Your work inspires me to drop everything I am doing, and go scratch out another song. Can you at least submit a crappy one so I know that you are human?
Porfle Popnecker - November 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Much appreciated, Chris! I'm working on a few crappy ones as we speak!
Blaydeman - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A homicide of Spock would be highly illogocal! But the parody was still good. A lot of fun.
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! Not homicide, just a foolie (as Miri's friends would say).
Abbott Skelding - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Sadly, I am not a fan at all of Star Trek (or Wars for that matter) so this entire thing was lost on me. The pacing went really well with the OS though!
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Well, I'll settle for that! Thanks!
bobpiecheese - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pacing was perfect, but I have not seen a whole episode of Star Trek, so there may be context I'm missing as to why they're subjecting Spock to centrifugal force. Or ist it centripetal? I can never remember.
Porfle Popnecker - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
No backstory necessary, they're just introducing Spock to the old Earth custom of April Fool's Day!
D-Mon - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was definitely outta my area of comprehension, sorry. The parts I understood were funny.
Porfle Popnecker - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Geez, not many Star Trek fans on this site!
Phil Alexander - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Caught this from your comment - excellent stuff (especially impressed with an original rhyme for "seven" :-)

..live long and prosper
Porfle Popnecker - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
By Grabthar's hammer...oops, wrong movie. Anyway, thanks!

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