-> "Shaked, Rattled, And Rolled"
Original Song Title:
"Shake, Rattle, And Roll"
Parody Song Title:
"Shaked, Rattled, And Rolled"
The Lyrics
Get inta dat kitchen
An' sweat it if yer a man!
Get outta dat kitchen
If yer jus' a girly-man!
You cain't take Granny,
Your campaign's down the can!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Man, ya couldn't do nothin'
Agins' dat worthless scold!
Wearin' dem dresses,
An' windin' her crack up tight;
Bulges and stresses,
Her hair's a ragged fright.
Ya shucked yer charm,
An' she strung ya like a kite!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Foo', ya couldn't do nothin'
Agins' dat rag hag scold!
(Ho!)
(Ho!)
(Ho!)
(Ho!)
(Ho!)
Ya got a one-eyed cat
Peepin' out yer zipper hole!
Ya got a one-eyed cat
Peepin' out yer zipper hole!
Fortune cookie, dat,
But ya ain' got no egg roll!
I kin see yer jivin' us all,
An' now I know;
I kin see yer jivin' us all,
An' now I know;
Yer message sucks,
An' November's gonna blow!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Ya been shaked, rattled, and rolled!
Fag, ya couldn't do nothin';
The Crag's got us corn-holed!
Shaked, rattled, and rolled!
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