Song Parodies -> Attack Iraq Around The Clock

Original Song Title:

"Rock Around The Clock"

Original Performer:

Bill Haley & His Comets

  
Parody Song Title:

"Attack Iraq Around The Clock"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Dover

(As sung by Commander-And-Thief, Dubya Bush)
(instrumental intro)

One, two, three o'clock, four, shock Iraq.
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight, shock Iraq.
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve, shock Iraq.
We will attack... Iraq... around the clock!

Put domestic problems on the run.
I'll have some fun when the clock strikes one.
Attack Iraq around the clock tonight.
We will attack Iraq in broad daylight.
We will attack Iraq around the clock tonight.

When the clock strikes two, three and four.
We'll chase Saddam, then, we'll bomb some more.
Attack Iraq around the clock tonight.
We will attack Iraq in broad daylight.
We will attack Iraq around the clock tonight.

(instrumental break)

Missiles, five o'clock, six, and seven,
The war helps GOP's election.
Attack Iraq around the clock tonight.
We will attack Iraq in broad daylight.
We will attack Iraq around the clock tonight.

When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven, too
If my polls are down, war I'll still pursue.
Attack Iraq around the clock tonight.
We will attack Iraq in broad daylight.
We will attack Iraq around the clock tonight.

(instrumental break)

When the clock strikes twelve, watch CNN.
Next day, we'll be bombing Saddam again.
Attack Iraq around the clock tonight.
We will attack Iraq in broad daylight.
We will attack Iraq around the clock tonight.

(instrumental ending)
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