Song Parodies -> Bomb Around the Clock
| Original Song Title: | "Rock Around the Clock" |
| Original Performer: | Bill Haley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bomb Around the Clock" |
| Parody Written by: | Composer-Conductor |
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, bomb,
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, bomb,
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, bomb,
We're gonna bomb around the clock tonight.
Take up arms and join the fight
We're going to kick the Taleban when the clock
strikes,
We're gonna kick around the clock tonight,
We're gonna kick, kick, kick 'til they have died.
We're gonna kick, gonna kick, around the clock
tonight.
When the planes start dropping all the bombs,
The Northern Alliance will start to hum:
We're gonna bomb around the clock tonight,
We're gonna bomb until Osama dies.
We're gonna bomb, gonna bomb, around the clock
tonight.
Kandahar, when it has fell,
Taleban's gonna be in hell.
We're gonna try around the clock tonight,
We're gonna try, try, try to fight and fight.
We're gonna try, gonna try, around the clock tonight.
When the US says 'Surrender, troops,"
Or we'll give you shit and start to shoot.
We're gonna shoot around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shoot, shoot, shoot with all our might.
We're gonna shoot, gonna shoot, around the clock
tonight.
When the Taleban's gone they'll stop it then,
But look for Osama then again.
We're gonna search around the clock tonight,
We're gonna search, search, search 'til broad
daylight.
We're gonna search, gonna search, around the clock
tonight.
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, bomb,
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, bomb,
We're gonna bomb around the clock tonight.
Take up arms and join the fight
We're going to kick the Taleban when the clock
strikes,
We're gonna kick around the clock tonight,
We're gonna kick, kick, kick 'til they have died.
We're gonna kick, gonna kick, around the clock
tonight.
When the planes start dropping all the bombs,
The Northern Alliance will start to hum:
We're gonna bomb around the clock tonight,
We're gonna bomb until Osama dies.
We're gonna bomb, gonna bomb, around the clock
tonight.
Kandahar, when it has fell,
Taleban's gonna be in hell.
We're gonna try around the clock tonight,
We're gonna try, try, try to fight and fight.
We're gonna try, gonna try, around the clock tonight.
When the US says 'Surrender, troops,"
Or we'll give you shit and start to shoot.
We're gonna shoot around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shoot, shoot, shoot with all our might.
We're gonna shoot, gonna shoot, around the clock
tonight.
When the Taleban's gone they'll stop it then,
But look for Osama then again.
We're gonna search around the clock tonight,
We're gonna search, search, search 'til broad
daylight.
We're gonna search, gonna search, around the clock
tonight.
*troops as in reference to the Taleban and Al-Qaeda's men.
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