(INTRO: All band members)

Forty-nine bottles, hanging on the wall.
Forty-nine bottles, hanging on the wall.
Take one away, from them all,
Forty-eight bottles, hanging on the wall.

(INSTRUMENTAL VERSE, CHORUSES AND BRIDGE)

("Incidental Singing" by band members)

That co-ed Carole,
Gosh, what a lovely sight,
Her legs and eyes,
Excite you with her luck.

A vamp on campus,
Curves? She has ‘em, all right,
Phil Ossifer,
Calls her an unknown; shucks!

And how she filled a swimsuit,
Without having failed,
Sweaters, lingerie worn,
I’d buy her a ginger ale,

That co-ed Carole,
A Lombard you could pet,
That's all there is,
There isn't any more!

(All band members:)

To the mister, get her number,
For the hero, of the campus,
Then, we'll all run, helter-skelter,
When we get words from Phil Ossifer.

To the team, to the team,
To dear old Alla-Kazam,
To the girls, to the boys,
May they never flunk an exam!

We'll lead — Rah-rah!
And a “Sis-boom-cha-cha-cha!”

(Instrumental performance of first two choruses, followed by spoken interlude)

Now, you've all seen lovely Carole,
Chaste, chased through Sigma Chi,
Well, she's all through with "Siggie",
For, she found I'm a better guy!

(One final instrumental performance of the chorus, and then, end.)