Call the fixers, call the fixers;
Call the fixers, call the fixers, call the fixers.
Like the ads they show on TV,
It’s so quick, simple and easy,
The process, you can sit and see,
Call the fixers!

Broken TV, broken TV;
The fixers fix this TV immediately.
If the sink is not fully dry,
Don’t just sit there and complain why,
Get the phone book and call the guy,
Call the fixers!

AC broke one afternoon?
Fixers fix it once the day is through!
Need a repair, not attacks?
Call the guys, the fixers help with that!

Call the fixers, call the fixers;
Call the fixers, call the fixers, call the fixers.
From the moment that you get up,
Take care of the complete set up,
The fixers will never let up,
CALL THE FIXERS!!!

Like a million city critters,
Who are not exactly quitters,
But would rather be lazy,
They call the fixers!