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Song Parodies -> "Give Me the Player"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me the Future"

Original Performer:

Bastille

Parody Song Title:

"Give Me the Player"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how do you want to watch the 2022 Winter Olympics.
I got two open eyes, now I'm on the other side
Happy in my second play, headset on
I could be anything, let me be your gold medal
Think of all the joy I'd bring, touching everything

I've been tryna catch a playing time
In the mountain, give me alpine skiing
We ain't nothing, but the things we've seen
Plug me in

So give me the player, it's golden and bright
Catch a hockey puck in the flash of the lights
Now nothing is certain, and the song isn't done
But new sports players rise up with the sun
Give me the player

Suddenly found my win, dreaming of the Olympics
Just a little space to breathe, feeling joy serene

I've been tryna catch a gold medal
In the mountain give me snowboarding
We ain't nothing, but the things we've seen
Plug me in

So give me the player, it's golden and sparkly
Catch a hockey puck in the flash of the lights
Now nothing is certain, and the song isn't done
But new sports players rise up with the sun

I played great slalom that takes winners
Cross-country and I wanted more
(So give me the player)
I played great slalom that takes control
Cross-country and I wanted more
(Just give me the player)

Why would we leave, why would we leave?
Miles and miles of gold medal
It's good for you, it's good for me
Why would we leave, why would we leave?

So give me the player, it's golden and bright
Catch a flaming torch in the flash of the lights
Now nothing is certain, and the song isn't done
But new sports players rise up with the sun

I tasted golden light that takes control
Golden light and I wanted more
(So give me the player)
I tasted golden light that takes control
Golden light and I wanted more
(Catch a fever dream in the flash of the lights)
Well this is really a good job!

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