Song Parodies -> Who Raised The Flop
| Original Song Title: | "Who Put The Bop" |
| Original Performer: | Barry Mann |
| Parody Song Title: | "Who Raised The Flop" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael E Cormier |
This one is dedicated to anybody who has been screwed playing poker online.
I'd like to smack the guy
Who took it all
And made me go all in on a pair of queens
CHORUS
Who raised the flop, damn, the flop, the flop, the flop
Who put their hand in my damn gambling pot
Who gave the bump, oh, the bump, the bump, the bump
Who was the twit, yeah, the twit, the idiot
You'd understand
I'd like to break his hands
He raised and made me gamble everything
Where's that little turd
(pow,pow pow pow,pow pow,pow pow pow)
Every chip went right into his account
And then he finished betting
(damn him,damn him,damn him,damn him,damn him,damn it)
Now I've got nothing left to count
(chorus)
Sometimes I wish I'd known
(looky,looky,looky,looky,looky,looky,you)
Give my money back. I am broke
Now, every time I want to
(hit,hit hit hit hit,hit,hit hit hit hit)
I always think that I will choke
(chorus)
Darn thief,
(stomp,stomp stomp stomp,stomp stomp,stomp stomp stomp)
It ain't funny,
(ram a damn brass gong on your fingers)
And when I play
(sh*t,sh*t sh*t,sh*t sh*t,sh*t sh*t)
You know that I'm p*ssed off at you, you stupid stupid stupid dude.
Who took it all
And made me go all in on a pair of queens
CHORUS
Who raised the flop, damn, the flop, the flop, the flop
Who put their hand in my damn gambling pot
Who gave the bump, oh, the bump, the bump, the bump
Who was the twit, yeah, the twit, the idiot
You'd understand
I'd like to break his hands
He raised and made me gamble everything
Where's that little turd
(pow,pow pow pow,pow pow,pow pow pow)
Every chip went right into his account
And then he finished betting
(damn him,damn him,damn him,damn him,damn him,damn it)
Now I've got nothing left to count
(chorus)
Sometimes I wish I'd known
(looky,looky,looky,looky,looky,looky,you)
Give my money back. I am broke
Now, every time I want to
(hit,hit hit hit hit,hit,hit hit hit hit)
I always think that I will choke
(chorus)
Darn thief,
(stomp,stomp stomp stomp,stomp stomp,stomp stomp stomp)
It ain't funny,
(ram a damn brass gong on your fingers)
And when I play
(sh*t,sh*t sh*t,sh*t sh*t,sh*t sh*t)
You know that I'm p*ssed off at you, you stupid stupid stupid dude.
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George and Barbara Bush raised him. Wait, this isn't about the flop in the White House? Oh well, it's still funny. May you have rivers of fives.
A five-card studly parody.
I bet you that I can sing this.
Oh, I was thinking you meant flops in movies who deserve Razzies. Anyway, it's a good message. I wouldn't gamble online. Who knows what might happen?
This pair-o-dee is one of a kind..
very funny, Michael - loved the "pot/idi-ot" couplet - 555
My parody previous to this was on such dark subject matter, that I decided to write this one strictly for laughs, until I realized that ANYBODY who has gambled, and lost a bundle on what seemed to be a sure winning hand, might consider this to be serious also. Glad you all liked it. Ann, sorry, but I can't take that bet. I would LOVE to hear you sing it, and if you did, that would make me a loser right out of the gate. Gotta be a little more careful with my chips. lol
Strictly top of the deck! 5s.
(SOTM) Let's give Michael a hand, from everyone in the house. 555
(SOTM) Very good.
You don't know JACK, just kidding you're the KING, at least the QUEEN, you are the JESTER of these parodies, great going ACE
SOTM-Great
(SOTM) Give my money back. I am broke. . .seriously. . .the song is so--familiar to my personal life:) Nah--in honesty the whole song was pretty well paced especially considering the OS is such an oddly paced song to begin with. This is your first entry? Welcome fellow newbie. . .good beginning song, it's only my second entry--I am impressed with this work here.
been there, lost that smacked the keyboard cursed !!!from now on i will gently sit back and sing this song -awesome have a prile of 5s
SOTM - All 5s in.
(SOTM) Is there an ANTE-dote to compulsive poker-playing? You BET!
(SOTM) see above - some funny sound effects too, and wacky use (read "twisting") of the OS
Too many puns in the comments... I fold.
(SOTM) Ya aced this 5s
(SOTM) Hmm, methinks the idiot is not the one who took all the winnings. Still, lovely bit of poetry here! 5's!
SOTM - Damn, Peter stole my pun... Mo well... Alrighty... Go Fish? That kinda works... Do you have any fives? You got 3 fives... Ohhh yeah.... Nah, that's lame
(SOTM) I've never played poker on-line, but I love guys that always raise on the flop - a fool and his money are soon parted. You did quite a bit with this song considering half the lyrics aren't really words. Fun stuff. Trip 5s are the winning hand here.
SOTM - I never was good at cards - maybe there's something about parodies that makes it hard to keep a straight face...
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