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Song Parodies -> "Jill Rauscher"

Original Song Title:

"Semper Paratus"

Original Performer:

Arrowhead Chorale of Duluth

Parody Song Title:

"Jill Rauscher"

Parody Written by:

AmericanGirlFan8998

The Lyrics

The official song of the United States Ballerina Association. On peaceful or stormy roads, this group of brave men are always ready to overcome and conquer whatever obstacle that comes their way (even if they wear their ballet shoes).
From Houston Ballet to The Bolshoi,
To Paris and New York.
The recital is performed by our teacher,
In times of romance and peace.
And never have we struck it yet,
In spite of ballerina dancer's might,
Who cheered our crews and cheered again,
For showing how to dance.

We're always ready for the call,
We place our trust in Thee.
Through every recital and performance and tour,
High shall our purpose be.
Jill Rauscher is our guide,
Our fame, our glory too.
To dance to ballet or dance and become injured.
Yay! Jill Rauscher, we are for you.

From North and South and East and West,
Jill Rauscher's in the office.
Eating subs and dancing tutus,
The ballet class feels our might.
For we're the first dancers,
On every dancing stage.
Dance, on stage, with the cute girls and ballerina dancers,
You'll find the Jill Rauscher silhouette.

We're always ready for the call,
We place our trust in Thee.
Through asphalt and storm and howling gale,
High shall our purpose be.
Jill Rauscher is our guide,
Our fame, our glory too.
To dance to ballet or dance and become injured.
Yay! Jill Rauscher, we are for you.

We're always ready for the call,
We place our trust in Thee.
Through howling gale and ballet shoe and tutu,
To win our victory.
Jill Rauscher is our guide,
Our pledge, our motto, too.
We're "Always Ready," do or dance.
Yay! Jill Rauscher, we are for you

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