(Introductory cheer)
“Cannonball!” … “Whee, whee, whee!” … “HEY, ARBY’S!”

(Instrumental performance of chorus, then male vocal solo)

Everyone has seen it, that Arby’s ad that plays,
CNN and FOX News air it, ev’ry single day,
The “Cannonball!” you hear of, is spoken by Ving Rhames,
So, let us hold a strike against this food chain and their games:

(CHORUS)

Hey, Arby’s: We hate your ads,
Can’t stand your ads, oh, Arby’s. (Mind your business!)

Hey, Arby’s: Why’d you say “Whee!”
Jump from a tree, oh, Arby’s.

When you air your dumb ads on the TV,
We’ll boycott against you and your cheap “Whee!”

Still; hey, Arby’s: please go bankrupt for us,
Tell us, Arby’s: How can you live?

(Instrumental chorus)

Hey, Arby’s: We hate your ads! (Oh, stop it, boys!)

Hey, Arby’s: Some cannonball!

(Instrumental performance of bridge & chorus, and finally:)

HEY, ARBY’S!!!