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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> West Side Story

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by West Side Story.

West Side Story

West Side Story's, "I Feel Pretty"
Better Lyrics:
I feel stupid,
oh so stupid
I feel stupid and ugly and gay
and I pity
myself for being me today!
Original Lyrics:
I feel pretty,
oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright,
and I pity
any girl who isn't me tonight!
Submitted by: Lena

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