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Song Parodies -> "Seattle (Mariners' Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"Miami"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Will Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Seattle (Mariners' Theme)"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Well, Seattle isn't exactly Miami, but the Mariners always seem to deliver hits in the clutch (and they need it, too, because their pitching still sucks).
Uh...oh yeah yeah yeah, Seattle, Mariners, Safeco Field
Can you feel that? Can you feel that?

Here I am in the home of the Mariners
In Seattle, all of them are good hitters
Every night like New Years Eve
Everybody party all day, all work, all play, you see
So we drink up some Pepsi and leave the rest to spill
In the owner's box and runing up a high bill
And the roof is wide-open, and we're dressed to kill
Every time the ladies passed, they'd be like "Hi, Will!"
Can y'all feel that? All kinds of big hitters
Let me give you a list, starting right off with
Randy Winn and Ichiro Suzuki
John Olerud, Edgar Martinez
I only came for two nights of ballgames
But everytime I come the Mariners are winning
It's the type of town a ballplayer could be playing in
Seattle, the city that keeps the hits coming

Hitting in the clutch when the heat is on, all night in the park till the break of dawn
Welcome to Seattle, Knocking homers out of Seattle
Banging out the hits when the heat is on, all night in the park till the break of dawn
We're coming to Seattle, Welcome to Seattle

Though I heard the rainstorms ain't nothing to mess with
And I still feel the heat in this place, it's a trip
Ladies full dressed, they're looking up
And they'd be screaming out, Close that roof back up!
So I'm thinking that these hitters are just too hot
And am I wrong? Hell, this time I'm not
Hottest hitter on the team, Mr. Ichiro
Temperature, outside it's a little cold
60 degrees at the Elliott Bay
With the cold mommies screaming, Let me in!
Everytime I come to town they'd be spotting me
In my Grand Cherokee, ain't no stopping me
So cash and carry in the flow, with this hardball show
100 bucks everywhere you go
Yo, ain't no city in the world like this
And if you ask how I know I caught a homer from this

Hitting in the clutch when the heat is on, all night in the park till the break of dawn
Welcome to Seattle, Knocking homers out of Seattle
Banging out the hits when the heat is on, all night in the park till the break of dawn
We're coming to Seattle, Welcome to Seattle

Don't get me wrong, Oak-town got it going on
And the Yankees from the town that we know don't sleep
And we all know Atlanta and St. Louis stay jiggy
But for the hits, Seattle bringing them for real
Y'all don't understand
I never seen so many beautiful women as diamond fans
Me and you, this is the plan, take a walk on the field
Draw a heart in the dirt, give me your hand
Damn! you look sexy, let's go to my custom skybox seats
Ride the Monorail, lounge at the Pike Place
Cause you gotta be rich to afford the premium price at Safeco
Skies so clear you can see to the top
Space Needle getting business nonstop
Ain't no surprise in the park to see Ichiro
Seattle, the Mariners

Hitting in the clutch when the heat is on, all night in the park till the break of dawn
Welcome to Seattle, Knocking homers out of Seattle
Banging out the hits when the heat is on, all night in the park till the break of dawn
We're coming to Seattle, Welcome to Seattle
Hitting in the clutch when the heat is on, all night in the park till the break of dawn
Welcome to Seattle, Knocking homers out of Seattle
Banging out the hits when the heat is on, all night in the park till the break of dawn
We're coming to Seattle, Welcome to Seattle
Hitting in the clutch when the heat is on...

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Laurence Dunne - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Freddy, you've gotta pick something else to write about man
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MY BAD

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