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Song Parodies -> "After We Make Fudge"

Original Song Title:

"After We Make Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"After We Make Fudge"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I've been waiting in the food line
With a coupon deal to numb my pay
Gonna take a twenty or two
Now that fudge is on its way

After we make fudge
I'll emboss it with cookie dough
You'll swallow creamy sludge
I must lap, I must lap up the leaky flow

After we make fudge
There's no grout as sublime to be plugged by
All-fat heifer with girth of a cow
All that batter and lite beer and thou

How my girl does flail and flounder
You've chubbed on five more pounds with just one tray
I love the swelling gut around her
With custard whisk you lick the rest away

After we make fudge
Feed the glut less the cost of a Hot-to-Go
You ball of streaming pudge
I must fap, I must fap lest the needing show

After we make fudge
The ideal of bovine to be judged by
Also heavy enough for a plow
Even fatter than Titanic's bow

All those doughnuts, glazed and iced
With jelly flowing blue
Tons of flab to quiver, quake, and quaff away
She's highly-weighted, ah, my wife
A wide-load flivver comin' through

We've been waiting for the food chime
For the fudge congealing in the tray
We're gonna make some more when that's through
Till the floor beneath gives way

After we make fudge
Feel the wood being crushed in the undertow
After we make fudge
Fill the gap, fill the gap as we sink below
After we make fudge
Pigging out like a swine, can't be budged by
All the heavy equipment in town
As our platter piled mile-high goes down
Need a ladder to just hose us down

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Brock O'Brahma - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Warning! DO NOT follow up with a wafer thin mint!
Porfle Popnecker - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Aww, what could happen?
Rob Arndt - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice one-555!!! Btw, Porfle, I read this earlier but had to go to the store again. Didn't buy fudge but got a German Chocolate cake and 2 eclairs. It's my B-Day today :)
Porfle Popnecker - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Happy birthday! Mine's next month.
Meriadoc - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody was tons of fun...
Rob Arndt - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
TY Porfle... and for this WH OS which I parodied for tomorrow! Hope you like MY version ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Meriadoc--thanks! Rob--sound interesting...
Matthias - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
I think The Beatles said it best with their song: "All We Need Is Fudge" (Fudge is all we need!)
Porfle Popnecker - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like some of Paul's dummy lyrics!
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
This work, dare I say, was Shakespearian in its poetry: "You steaming ball of pudge...Theres no gout as sublime to be plugged by...a wide-loading flivver...". Sweet.
Porfle Popnecker - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, that's the kind of comment that makes me want to paste the computer monitor in my scrapbook!
Rex - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
When you fudge a parody, you REALLY fudge a parody! I think you're on to something with fudge embossed with cookie dough...I expect to see it at my local confectioner's any day now.
Porfle Popnecker - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I can feel the pounds materializing around my waist already!
bobpiecheese - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The flowery prose made the parody a bit hard to understand, but I loved the transition from "I love fudge" to "I love heavy women", it worked really well despite the tricky-to-decode style of speech you went with. 555!
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Aw Fudge. . .and to think I'm going to a theme park this weekend
Blaydeman - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You did write this is such a poetic way. The language was very whimsical. It might be hard to sing, but as free verse, it's quite beautiful. I thought the switch to loving fat chicks instead of fudge was seamless and hilarious! Great work Porfle!

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