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Song Parodies -> "The Night Rihanna Got Murdered"
Original Song Title:
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"The Night Rihanna Got Murdered"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
One night in Atlanta, a Rihanna concert's held
At the Philips Arena, everything's going well
But as the entire audience finally sitting down
There will be a dozen spies that are lurking around
As the performance starts, the spies come out of nowhere
And all Rihanna fans are about to despair
Some spies had now killed her using rifles in their hands
Thus scaring so many of Rihanna's best fans
The night Rihanna got murdered
The night good girl had gone died
Somebody call the FBI now
This gig has been ruined tonight
Well, her parents are mad now, as they watch some bad news
Some evil Russian spies were still on the loose
Now they shut people up and drive them crazy
All Rihanna haters were feeling hazy
So the suburban housewifes had left suburbia
Since the bad guys turned it into Disturbia
And they picked up flamethrowers and they still have no luck
Thus wreaking havoc on incoming ice cream trucks
The night Rihanna got murdered
The night Robyn Fenty passed away
Now we have to look forward to
A Rihanna tribute album someday
There are CIA agents and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the 6 o'clock News and fighter aircraft up in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' and many people had knew... Rihanna died!
My my my my my my
We don't have to sing "We Ride"
Yes, Virginia, since Rihanna was dead
By terrorists that blew a hole through her head
I hate that I love her, all her fans are being poor
The Pon de Replay lady's not around anymore
Then a couple months later, many sources spotted
Her death, and most teens were still talking about it
And I would never ever see her face again
The counter terrorist teams triumph, now and then
They're talkin' 'bout--the night Rihanna got murdered
The night miss S.O.S. killed
Her "believe foundation" was still there
Now it got closed down at will
Whoa, the night Rihanna got murdered
The night good girl had gone died
Somebody call the FBI now
Some gig's been ruined all right
Whoa, that gig's been ruined all right
Tell ya, her last gig's been ruined... one bad night
At the Philips Arena, everything's going well
But as the entire audience finally sitting down
There will be a dozen spies that are lurking around
As the performance starts, the spies come out of nowhere
And all Rihanna fans are about to despair
Some spies had now killed her using rifles in their hands
Thus scaring so many of Rihanna's best fans
The night Rihanna got murdered
The night good girl had gone died
Somebody call the FBI now
This gig has been ruined tonight
Well, her parents are mad now, as they watch some bad news
Some evil Russian spies were still on the loose
Now they shut people up and drive them crazy
All Rihanna haters were feeling hazy
So the suburban housewifes had left suburbia
Since the bad guys turned it into Disturbia
And they picked up flamethrowers and they still have no luck
Thus wreaking havoc on incoming ice cream trucks
The night Rihanna got murdered
The night Robyn Fenty passed away
Now we have to look forward to
A Rihanna tribute album someday
There are CIA agents and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the 6 o'clock News and fighter aircraft up in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' and many people had knew... Rihanna died!
My my my my my my
We don't have to sing "We Ride"
Yes, Virginia, since Rihanna was dead
By terrorists that blew a hole through her head
I hate that I love her, all her fans are being poor
The Pon de Replay lady's not around anymore
Then a couple months later, many sources spotted
Her death, and most teens were still talking about it
And I would never ever see her face again
The counter terrorist teams triumph, now and then
They're talkin' 'bout--the night Rihanna got murdered
The night miss S.O.S. killed
Her "believe foundation" was still there
Now it got closed down at will
Whoa, the night Rihanna got murdered
The night good girl had gone died
Somebody call the FBI now
Some gig's been ruined all right
Whoa, that gig's been ruined all right
Tell ya, her last gig's been ruined... one bad night
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If Rihanna really did get murdered, there would be no great loss, just the fact that there would be one less top-forty pop singer to pollute the airwaves. This is one of TSB's better parodies, in my opinion, and as a Weird Al fan, I would say that this parody deserves a 3 for pacing, a 5 for how funny, and a 4 overall.
I wish people would stop making parodies advocating domestic violence on people. Parodies like that are just not funny. I'm sure the pacing is okay, but I would vote 1 for how funny and overall.
A celebration if this happened!
It brings my parody about shooting a clown a new meaning, TSB is that clown
That was sick! if people could finaly stop writing about murder as if it was fun an great the world could be a better place! You are moreles threatning her and should be held under custody! NO ONE IN THIS WORLD DESEVES DEATH. A Person Who'd Rather Not State His Or Her Name, has some scence.
Calm down, everyone! It's just a parody, and Blessranger doesn't deserve to die! (Well, Rihanna might) DKTOS, so I'll go with Andria on that one. However, I thought this was pretty darn funny, so I give you a 354.
It is a good thing that Rihanna didn't die. Rihanna appeared on Battleship and is one of Sophia Grace & Rosie's favorite singers.
You know on second thought, we could really use more parodies like this.
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