One night in Atlanta, a Rihanna concert's held
At the Philips Arena, everything's going well
But as the entire audience finally sitting down
There will be a dozen spies that are lurking around

As the performance starts, the spies come out of nowhere
And all Rihanna fans are about to despair
Some spies had now killed her using rifles in their hands
Thus scaring so many of Rihanna's best fans

The night Rihanna got murdered
The night good girl had gone died
Somebody call the FBI now
This gig has been ruined tonight

Well, her parents are mad now, as they watch some bad news
Some evil Russian spies were still on the loose
Now they shut people up and drive them crazy
All Rihanna haters were feeling hazy

So the suburban housewifes had left suburbia
Since the bad guys turned it into Disturbia
And they picked up flamethrowers and they still have no luck
Thus wreaking havoc on incoming ice cream trucks

The night Rihanna got murdered
The night Robyn Fenty passed away
Now we have to look forward to
A Rihanna tribute album someday

There are CIA agents and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the 6 o'clock News and fighter aircraft up in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' and many people had knew... Rihanna died!
My my my my my my
We don't have to sing "We Ride"

Yes, Virginia, since Rihanna was dead
By terrorists that blew a hole through her head
I hate that I love her, all her fans are being poor
The Pon de Replay lady's not around anymore

Then a couple months later, many sources spotted
Her death, and most teens were still talking about it
And I would never ever see her face again
The counter terrorist teams triumph, now and then

They're talkin' 'bout--the night Rihanna got murdered
The night miss S.O.S. killed
Her "believe foundation" was still there
Now it got closed down at will

Whoa, the night Rihanna got murdered
The night good girl had gone died
Somebody call the FBI now
Some gig's been ruined all right
Whoa, that gig's been ruined all right
Tell ya, her last gig's been ruined... one bad night