Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door?
Well, he used to be my grade school classmate
By the time I was a ten-and-a-half-year-old grader
He just likes to argue and debate
About being told to do certain work
That he doesn't like, he wanted to be a jerk
And he had sometimes came to class 30 minutes late

Boy, he's a loser
What a very awkward guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how he lies

Say, do you remember when he was in high school
Being mostly a class clown as well?
And hey, how 'bout the day he's been skipping math class and
Having a girlfriend named Richelle?
All those bullies he faced, all those tests he have passed
All those times he break bottles that are made of glass
But Lar', I thought you've been talking to yourself

Boy, what a loser
What a sorry feeling guy
I'll never forget about Larry
I hardly can deny

He didn't want his feelings hurt
Even though he treated me real bad
Remember when I met his uncle Bert
Who's afraid of being a dad?

Say, do you remember when I'm at a local bar
Then Larry just busted in
And he told me that his new girlfriend just stole his wallet
Said that she's acting like a lousy wimp
If I follow ol' Lar' to his girlfriend's house
Yea, she's also obsessed with Minnie Mouse
Then I beat the crap out of that girl
Though there's no anger on him

Oh boy, what a loser
What a ugly-handed guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter when he's shy
Oh boy, what a loser
What a somewhat average guy
I'll never forget about Larry
Don't mind if he just cried
Don't mind if he just cried

Oh, I remember Larry.

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