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Song Parodies -> "Die Hard"

Original Song Title:

"Spy Hard"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Die Hard"

Parody Written by:

wjmmovieman

The Lyrics

A tribute to #5 on my top 10 films.
A cop from New York
he’s faced with a thrill
Always has Holly to save
and has Hans to kill

Danger is the game he plays
and he holds every card
Cause if he’s gonna die
he’s gonna die hard

This man John McClane
so cool and discreet
He trips over the terrorists
piled at his bare feet

But Karl's lurking
so he's always on his guard
Cause if your gonna die
ya better die hard

He's always there
when the fire’s beginning to fall
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him and
shot him and stabbed him and nailed both his nards to the wall

Forty stories of death
is a tough trip for any man
But ol’ Powell is at his side
and he's got a great ammo plan

By the way if you walked in late
allow me to reiterate
The name of this movie is
Die Hard

They call it Die Hard

You’re watching Die Hard

This tribute to Die Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!!!!

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Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
A Weird Al original, that I don't believe I've read a parody too, I don't know if you meant "McCain" instead of "McClane" but Kudos just for choosing such an interesting OS
wjmmovieman - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, it's McClane. Have you ever seen Die Hard?
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Believe it or not, nope, I passed on Die Hard. . .
Max Power - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Should've seen it, the first one is the best of the four.

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